I Am Going To Create An Environment Too Many WIPS That Is So Toxic Baseball

I was watching the Twins vs Brewers game today and upon seeing the Brewers Barrelman, realized I made a horrible mistake in assuming Tracey’s MLB team was the Cubs. She is 100% the Milwaukee Brewers, which checks out since [REDACTED].

I’m not actually positive if Cigar would be the Toronto Blue Jays or the Oakland Athletics. Toronto Blue Jays makes more sense because it plays with the idea of being an ‘odd one out’ (being the only Canadian team in the MLB), but…the A’s are such perfect, depressingly pathetic meme material this season, which is also exactly how I view Cigar as a character at all times.

Unfortunately I hate the way the A’s uniform looks, so he’s a Blue Jay for now.