Lamp…please decide whether or not Cigar’s opinion matters to you…
Lamp…please decide whether or not Cigar’s opinion matters to you…
I wanted to see something healing after a busy work week, so I sketched something rare…the Genuine Cigar Smile… It’s said some people who see it can recover three hearts [♥ ♥ ♥]†
( ´ ▽ ` ) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡
† If you’re Lamp though, you lose three hearts and are now poisoned.
These are actually from 2022, but I didn’t like them at the time and never shared them. It’s…crazy how much a bit of time can change my tune though, because I actually quite like these now.
Sadly, after a couple of years of having some light of hope in her eyes, Paula has returned to a dead-tired character, so her illustration is no longer accurate.
When asked by reporters: “So you have no qualms about punching other players”, Cigar of the Calmoria-Timoria Athletic Blue Jays responded “I have no qualms if they are attempting to steal a base. Baseball may have its rules, but the laws of a nation are there for a reason. Theft is not condoned in 49 of Union states, including Confluence. Bellevan keeps trying it though.”
The postgame interview was briefly interrupted by Tracey Bellevan of the Confluence-Winnica Cub Brewers, who yelled “And I would do it again just to get a faceful of your fist,” to which Cigar forlornly concluded “Please ignore Bellevan. She is deeply unwell.”
Tracey Bellevan could not be reached for additional comment as she climbed into the stands to menace fans who had not left the stadium upon the game’s conclusion.
If I had to pick an MLB team for Cigar…the Toronto Blue Jays makes more sense because it plays with the idea of being an ‘odd one out’ (being the only Canadian team in the MLB), but…the A’s are such perfect, depressingly pathetic meme material this season, which is also exactly how I view him as a character at all times.
Unfortunately I think the A’s uniform looks…ugly…so…good job, Toronto!!